King of The Hill

Subject: King of The Hill Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:46 am

This is cool!

I walk onto the hill. My hill

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:45 am

i nicely ask you to leave, you refuse! i then take out a comical sized Hammer and smash you into the hill, i then roll you off... the using the hammer i nail in a sign that says

WiLd'S HiLL!!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:27 am

i'm come to the hill with a flamethrower. i roast you and your sign and put a very large sign that says

wingz hill.

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:09 am

Well i take a machete to your head and chop it in 2, i then take out a permanent marker, and cross out ~~Wingz~~ and put down Wild's

=MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Mon May 04, 2009 8:28 pm

While you are sleeping I infect you with swine flu and you become too weak to stop me taking the hill by kicking you off the hill and removing your sign and installing a large shield dome then burning MAK'S HILL in the side of the hill with a laser.
MAK'S HILL!!!

P.S. I love the game!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Tue May 05, 2009 4:27 pm

i pick up a pig and hit you round the head with it till you roll off hill

MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Tue May 05, 2009 7:26 pm

I get the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) on to you and they take you away and I retake my hill
Mak's HILL!!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed May 06, 2009 8:01 am

they also take you away, cause you infected a wildcat with swine flu and then kicked it. also i get healed and take the vacant hill

MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed May 06, 2009 4:43 pm

i call in my hogs of war who blow up wild with motar fire

my hill

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed May 06, 2009 6:25 pm

(lol I remember hogs of war played that ages back)
I lure the tigrex (the dragon in my profile) to the hill with the smell of one of the hogs cooking (pork/ham) and he eats them with no trouble and you cower and run in fear.
Mak's HILL!!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Fri May 08, 2009 11:45 pm

i show you my deed to the hill, you have no chose but to leave i wave goodbye then say

MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Sun May 10, 2009 8:05 am

I start a fire on one side of the hill and it races up the hill towards you and you have no option but to flee
After the embers stop I claim the hill
MY BURNT Sad

HILL!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Sun May 10, 2009 8:09 am

i get a high pressure hose and put out the fire then use it to get you off my hill

MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Mon May 11, 2009 7:12 pm

Too bad for you water and lightning don't mix and produce some shocking results for you. Your ash then blows away with wind
MY HILL!!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Sat May 16, 2009 3:11 am

well i am in heaven i ask god to get me my hill back

you are cursed for the rest of your life.

i then ask to be reborn. MY HILL

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Tue May 19, 2009 9:40 pm

I realise I'm cursed to walk the earth for the rest of my life
but that doesn't stop me from taking the hill
so i get some tigers (wildcats XD lol) to chase you off the hill
MY HILL!!

Talk about using your name against you XP

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed May 20, 2009 8:43 am

little do you know i have the power to control any type of wildcat!! you plan backfires and soon they are chasing after you... MY HILL... again

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Wed May 20, 2009 7:28 pm

As a distraction I ask the tigers if they are black and orange striped or orange and black striped that's just enough time to shoot you and the tigers with tranquilizer darts and ship you off to Africa

MY HILL!!!

Subject: Re: King of The Hill Thu May 21, 2009 7:42 am

i am not a tiger so i don't fall for the trick... i go and hide in the bushes... late at night when you think you are safe, i sneak into your camp and assassinate you, MY HILL